Fail On Cue - Am I witty yet?

20.
Female.
Canadian.
English and Cultural Studies Major.
Gamer.
Mechromancer
Funny face maker.
Barrel-Rider (or so I wish).
Future Librarian.
Also Future Tea shop owner.
Netflixer.
List Maker.

fading-jade:

Please tell me I’m not the only one who screams and runs to a downed team mate just to switch with them as Krieg. Srsly, I’d run across the map to do it.

:I face friend strikes again.

I freaking love everything Krieg says when he switches with a downed team mate and when he does a normal revive for them. Krieg has some of the best lines.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
oh god okay i have no idea how long ago you wrote it but i read your krieg/maya drabble and WOW IT IS. REALLY GREAT. PLEASE WRITE MORE. i mean, if you want. ;u;
failingoncue failingoncue Said:

thepompouspickle:

I’m actually working on a series of Krieg Fic at the moment. But for now, a little scene that I’ve had in my head for a while. 

Maya was up at the crack of dawn. She always was. A little something leftover from the Monks. Generally Zer0 was up as well, if he even bothered to sleep. They would do warm-up  exercises, which generally consisted of yoga and sometimes gutting nearby bandits. It was a good start to any day. Only, Zer0 was nowhere to be found. 

Nothing too unusual, really. He liked to disappear for hours, sometimes days, only to come back and complain about how bored he was. Axton and Salvador were asleep near the firepit, and would likely stay asleep until they smelled food or heard gunshot. Whichever came first. 

And then there was Gaige and the Psycho. Krieg. The wanted posters called him Krieg. And the name just sort of stuck. She was collapsed on top of him, absorbing his body heat, as the both slept. She snored loudly and he twitched and mumbled constantly. Neither seemed to care. 

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Loving this ship.

easilyhumored:

fallingintoconfusion:

easilyhumored:

date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me

Girls are so simple.

i am boy

Fucking hell that’s the best date idea! 

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shakuzen:

michaeljsingh:

Dogs reacting to magic tricks the same way people do: adorably.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

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fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

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infinitenap:

security guards

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But I really want to cuddle. 

I feel very conflicted.